It was another (Payday) and I was tired of (Mr.Goodbar). I saw Miss (Hershey) standing behind the (Powerhouse) on the corner of (Clark) and (Fifth Avenue) when I whipped out my (Whopper) and whispered, “Hey (Sweetheart), how’d you like to (Crunch) on my big hunk for a (Million Dollar Bar) ?” Well, she immediately went down on my (Tootsie Roll), and it was like pure (ALMOND JOY) ! I couldn’t help but grab her delicious (Mounds) because it was easy to see that this little (Twix) had the (Red Hots). It was all I could do to hold the (Snickers) and (Crackle) as my (Butterfinger) went up her tight little (Kit Kat) and she started to scream “(Oh Henry, Oh Henry)! ” Soon she was fondling my (Peter Pan) and (ZagNut) and I knew it wouldn’t be long before I blew my (Milk Dude) clear to (Mars) that gave her taste of the old (Milky Way). She asked me if in was into (M&M), but I said, “hey (Chicklet), no kinky stuff.” I said ” Look you little (Reese’s Pieces), don’t be a (Zero), Be a (Lifesaver). Why don’t you take my (Whatchamacallit) and slip it up your (Bit – O- Honey)?” (What a piece of Juicy Fruit she was too !) She screamed, “Oh (Crackerjack), better than the (ThreeMusketeers !”) As I rammed my (Ding Dong) up her (Rocky Road) and into her (Peanut Butter Cup). Well, I was giving it to her
(Good -N- Plenty), when all of a sudden… My (Starburst)! Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow (Chunky) and complained of a (Wrigley) in her stomach. Sure enough, 9 months later, out popped……(Baby Ruth)!

Sincerely,

William Bethea
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