Every time Pinocchio got off work and walks into the cell. “YO!, YOU GOT ALL THIS FUCKING FAIRY-DUST ALL OVER MY BUNK.” Peter Pan responds “My bad P, you know how Tink get when she start flying around.”
Tinkerbell walks in “Mail-Call”, and hands Pinocchio his mail, then walks over to Peter Pan. “I see you got a letter from your Pops.”
(Peter Pan) “Yo! Why you all in my business?”
(Pinocchio) “Oh, it’s like that?”
(Tinkerbell) “He always trippin!”
(Pinocchio) “Nigga, we from two different hoods. I’m from Florence, and you from Eastside Never-Never Land.”
(Peter Pan) “Look man, I just thought that since we from two worlds that don’t exist, we would have something in common.”
(Pinocchio) “Yo, can I just read my letter? Thank you! Dear Pinocchio, How are you? I know that you didn’t mean to kill that guy with your nose. Did you get your G.E.D? I haven’t paid the phone bill, so call me on 3-way. I’m sending you the new wooden Jordans. Need you to be a man. Love Poppy – Geppetto.”
(Pinocchio) “All I ever wanted was to be a real boy.”
(Peter Pan) “Yo! Keep it down with that talking to yourself shit!”
(Pinocchio) “Why don’t you fly down here and say it to my face?”
(Peter Pan) “If I fly down there, I’mma carve you into a table.”
(Tinkerbell) “Hey! Stop it! Watch me twerk, and roll this up.”
(Pinocchio) “Put some of that fairy dust on it!”
About the Blogger
Michael Brown is a freelance screenwriter and a comedy/sketch writer. He has four self-published books on Amazon and B&N (Mile 11; Casualty; Warning; and Self) along with audio material on YouTube called "Comedic episodes with Mike Mike."
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