A white woman named Molly sits at the bar, swiping through her phone on a dating site. A man sits next to her, “Hi. Can I buy you a drink?” Molly turns around. She has two goggle eyes on her chin. The man notices. ”Oh, I’m sorry. I have to take a shit.” Before she can answer, the guy is out the door. Sad, Molly turns back to the bar. The bartender comes over where Molly is sitting. “Look, you Sesame Street freak! I’m losing customers cause of you. Get Out!” She finished her drink and walks out the door. Walking down a busy street, kids in a car drive by pointing and laughing at Molly. Molly gives them the finger. Above Molly, a box of sex toys falls out of the window. A bystander points above her, “LOOK OUT!” In slow motion, different size dildos hit Molly in the head. Knocking her unconscious. We see a flashback montage of Molly’s life. As a baby with goggle eyes, cooking monster eating cookies. A voice calls out to Molly, “Wake up Molly.” In the hospital, Molly wakes up with blurry vision. She focuses on the person calling her name. It’s her father. He has goggle eyes on his chin. Molly, brother and sister are there. Also have goggle eyes on their chins. Molly “I had the craziest dream.” The Doctor walks in with goggle eyes on his chin. The Doctor hands Molly a mirror. Her family looks away. ”It was the only way I can save you,” said the Doctor. Molly looks at herself in the mirror. Her goggle eyes are gone. Molly screams.
(SCREEN GOES BLACK)
We’re back where we started off.
The Bar.
Same Scene, but the bartender, the guy that sat next to her, dating site on her phone and the kids in the car. All have goggle eyes, but Molly. A black guy walks into the scene, stands next to Molly. Looks at the cam. “The moral of the story is…There is none. Who the (beep) has goggle eyes on their chin?”
Rap Music comes on.
Molly starts twerking. She has two goggle eyes on her lower back. More girls show up with goggle eyes on their lower backs. He starts rapping “eyes on the booty / eyes on the booty / she see me coming / cuz she got eyes on the booty.”
About the Blogger
Michael Brown is a freelance screenwriter and a comedy/sketch writer. He has four self-published books on Amazon and B&N (Mile 11; Casualty; Warning; and Self) along with audio material on YouTube called Comedic episodes with Mike Mike.
Contact Info
Michael Brown #341129
Delaware DOC - 1101
PO Box 96777
Las Vegas, NV 89193
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