If you’re really attached to the swivelization program, I have some bad news. It’s not just that I’m running for governor in Ohio while the FBI has me under perpetual investigation. It’s also not that I plan to abolish the State of Ohio and restore the land to First Nations people who still legally own Ohio, as that’s old news too. The bad news is, my open letter to Russian hackers has been posted on a popular, international site called Enough Is Enough… where Russian hackers will likely encounter it and become aware of me.
Yeah. It’s all bad from here.
Consider, in 2016, during Trump’s run for president, Russian hackers had some success in compromising the computerized election systems in multiple states– including Ohio. So, it isn’t much of a leap to imagine what those same hackers would do to put a bullet through the brain-pan of the body politic… jamming a needle into its veins… by getting me elected.
I’m that bullet.
I’m that needle.
Hear that? That’s the sound of swivelization unraveling.
I predict that I will get 100% of the votes in the next election for Ohio Governor… and that we will dance naked around a bon-fire where the Ohio Statehouse used to be… and that we will use those national guard weapons and technology to defend our autonomous zone from U.S. re-invasion.
See that photo of me at Enough Is Enough? Imagine that guy in command of Apache Attack Helicopters.
It’s the end of the McWorld, folks.
SEAN SWAIN FOR OHIO GOVERNOR IN 2018.