Just to show I’m not just messing around, to show I’m serious about getting elected Governor of Ohio in 2018, I’ve brainstormed a few slogans for t-shirts, bumper-stickers, yard signs, and lapel pins. I hope to invest the money from the sale of my book, Last Act of the Circus Animals, to pay for the cost of production for these things. If not, we can always solicit funds from radicals and rebels everywhere.
The fall of Ohio would be the first domino in the collapse of the entire hierarchical system. Soon, we will all be liberated from this oppressive system of mass production (mass destruction) and we can go back to living in yurts and hunting buffalo.
So, these are some of the yard signs and t-shirts that I think will inspire folks to imagine beyond this slavery program…
NO HOPE. NO FUTURE.
SWAIN FOR OHIO GOVERNOR, 2018.
THIS IS THE COLLAPSE YOU’VE BEEN WAITING FOR.
SWAIN FOR OHIO GOVERNOR, 2018.
THE FIRST CANDIDATE PROMISING TO FUCK EVERYTHING UP ON PURPOSE.
SWAIN FOR OHIO GOVERNOR, 2018.
ABOLISH OHIO.
SWAIN FOR OHIO GOVERNOR, 2018.
LIKE FLUSHING A GOLDFISH.
SWAIN FOR OHIO GOVERNOR, 2018.
NO ONE COUNTS THE VOTES ANYWAY, YOU FUCKIN’ IDIOT.
SWAIN FOR OHIO GOVERNOR, 2018.
WANNA DANCE NAKED AROUND A BONFIRE WHERE THE OHIO STATEHOUSE USED TO BE?
SWAIN FOR OHIO GOVERNOR, 2018.
FUCK IT.
SWAIN FOR OHIO GOVERNOR, 2018.
GOVERNMENT SUCKS. PUT IT OUT OF OUR MISERY.
SWAIN FOR OHIO GOVERNOR, 2018.
TIP OVER A COP CAR. BURN A BANK. THEN VOTE FOR THIS SHITHEAD TO FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED.
SWAIN FOR OHIO GOVERNOR, 2018.
100% UNEMPLOYMENT.
FOREVER.
SWAIN FOR OHIO GOVERNOR, 2018.
LEGALIZE EVERYTHING.
SWAIN FOR OHIO GOVERNOR, 2018.
MAKE BOTH POLITICAL PARTIES SHIT THEIR PANTS.
SWAIN FOR OHIO GOVERNOR, 2018.
MAKE THE NEXT GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN PERMANENT.
SWAIN FOR OHIO GOVERNOR, 2018.
LOOK, THERE’S JUST NO FIXING THIS SHIT.
SWAIN FOR OHIO GOVERNOR, 2018.
Hierarchy is doomed. We own the future.
I’m looking for a few good conspirators.
Volunteer by contacting seanswain@riseup.net or contacting me through JPay.com (which is a data-collection tool for the FBI, so be careful).
Sean Swain
DOC #A243-205
