Ego- Hey wasup man! Me- —– Ego- Hey man! I KNOW YOU HEAR ME!! Me- lol, yes friend, I hear you, how are you today? Ego- Man there aint nothin to do! Im bored, lets make somethin ta eat Im hungry. Me- yeah uh, bordem isnt hunger, remember […]
So I went to the hole, but it wasn’t my fault! Now I know everybody says that but really it wasnt my fault, they said they no choice but to take everyone that worked in that area to the hole. So I spent the weekend in the hole […]
I use to work in the kitchen washing the pots and pans. It was peaceful, i was in a room by myself with plenty of time to do the job. Some days were slow, and some days were really fast with pot and pans coming so fast that […]
If I really desire to find what is fun in each situation I will find it. I mean its so easy to find what stresses me out about doing something,and what I dislike in each situation. So why can’t I do the opposite? There is no dark without […]
Yes last year did seem like only twenty minutes, but i still mananged to fit two days into each. I mean I only have 20 min before the jpay kicks me off. So this is what I learned in no order in 2015. now in 16 mins. – […]
Strive to be the BEST, the Elite. The Elite of the Elite. Because if you fail you will only be great at it! Make your goals BIG! Whatever your goal is today, strive to go past that goal or strive to be the elite-ness of that goal. So […]
Make a negative situation a positive. Every day all day. If you do that, you’ll have less and less negative situations right? Learn what you need to learn from the situation. Then you can use it so next time an alarm goes off in your head. Kinda like […]
OH EMM GEE #plusisequal I seen it with my own eyes! It was great magical and Beautiful. A well put together 30sec or 60sec ….Idk, time no longer exist in a state of awe, like this -> 😮 ……then like this -> :O The Lane Bryant commercial. Oh […]
Logic says that Bees are too heavy for their little wings to get them to fly through the air. The Bee replies “Next time you see Logic, tellem I said you are forever bound to the ground!” Jarvais Warren DOC #353338
Agree to disagree? Lets do something crazy, you be you and I’ll be me! We think the thoughts that we be think’n And neither of us jugde the thoughts that we be keep’n Tomorrow never comes Story goes… Donny had a girlfriend named Tomorrow. A beautiful girl with […]
“Im off to find what’s trying to find me!” Thats what I say one day. Like the Last straw, or like the final bump in the other room that makes you go see whats going on in there. But instead, I set my goal very high! I set […]
Four aye em in the kitchen I listen to what is mentioned And pay attention to what is missin I am fishin for my mission I ask for removal of my blind fold I was given a kind soul Now I walk with my eyes closed I tell […]
– Reclaim your imagination – Im watching t.v. today and I start watching “Dispicable Me”. I keep missing the Damn End of the movie! But a couple guys my age and a couple guys older than me come up to me and say “what the hell you watchin!” […]
It basicly means, make what you want come true. Speak it into existence. Its kinda like this, Its is said if u want things, you must speak and think positivity, and speak and think and act as if you already have the things you want. As u continue […]
Im not talking about for your hair, but they do have this stuff on comissary called “White Rain”. Sounds very generic and “prisony”. Never used it, I use Pantene. Im part of the Long Hair Dont Care movement and I must’nt apply such things to my head. The […]
With my hands tied I still try to grab the bull by the horns! It took 5 times and many moons, but I never stopped trying. Im too bullheaded. And I’m a Taurus. And “Fight Song” is my theme song DAMMIT! I GO HARD!! (To be highly motivated […]
Still pissed they took it off the air. I loved that shoe! Wh thought a ghost and a warewolf and a vampire could have so many adventures. I always new Aden and Sally would get together. BRING BACK BEING HUMAN!!! Yeah I know that it was a show […]
Thats gonna be the title of my book, boy I tell ya, I could fill the whole book just with my 4 month stay hear at Cedar Creek. lol It amazes me how knowing personality flaws combined with the status/power a person has (or think they have) makes […]
Ya know that song? “Its been a while”? Don’t know who sings it or any other words of the song, but thats what pops in my head every time i say its been a while, Lol. I think is been about 3 months since I wrote, Ive been […]
Are you a greenbay fan? Im not lol. But when I don’t have anything to do I just start looking at the bead colors I have and make something happen! This piece is made with silverlined beads (they are really shiny in person). I started to replace white […]
*You take pictures with your friend, there’s a picture where BOTH of you look great! But you post the one of YOU looking great, and them not ready so their mouth is open and one eye is closed. *Someone has gotten some great news! And you have to […]
I’ll be leaving my home here at Stafford Creek in about 5 days. I’ll miss my friends here. Its hard for me to say that I’ll actually miss a prison. But Ive gotten use to this one, like a pain in your neck, and you keep moving your […]
You dont get too much of a choice when its your time to go to camp. Soon as you have four years left on your sentence they send you there. The whole time you’re in prison you hear stuff about how much it sucks. Since I’m going there […]
Well thats the key to my Finance’s heart, make her laugh (funnybone). March will be a year since we met, and it seems like its only been 3 mo. She told me her plan was to talk to me until I said something stupid lol. I say “I […]
Jarvais Warren DOC #353338 DOB – 5.15.84 Assualt in the first degree (8.8.2011-late 2018) Contact info: warrenjarvais1984@yahoo.com (put email in search box on Facebook to find me on there also) Shows : Mad money, Sharktank, Squidbillies Artist: Lil wayne, Taylor Swift, Eminem Book: How to make money in […]
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