OK It’s some things in life that need to be said like when a bitch got bad breath, I went to see this doctor,now I came in perfectly fine,I left with an headache, vision problems,and a loss of breath. this lady breath smelled like 10 cans of bounce […]
its some things in life I just don’t understand like fat people trying to wear skinny jeans. I remember one time I was walking past a crack head and he was just staring at the sky I’m like nigga you cool, he said you know how people can’t […]
oh my god everybody running wild,about this corrona shit. you know its real when homeless people buy hand sanitizer. these muther fuckez ain’t washed they hands in 20 years. soon as this bitch corrona pop up everybody got ocd i can guareentee you one day you gone hear […]
my daughter is my life and joy,my laughter,peace of mind,and most beautifulest flower of choice.she means the world.she very smart,and kind at heart,shes quick to listen and slow to talk.when im sad in darkness or depressed, i look at her picture and my light comes back. i like […]
someone special is someone you met unexpected,someone you prayed for and finally got. someone special is someone who understands,who is loyal and honest. who is willing to take a chance even if it means sacrificing. Johnnie Harris DOC #664-626
hey I’m very emotional right now, its been 5yrs since I lost little Timmy. little Timmy was my pet guinea pig. see I’m emotional cause I’m eating some vanilla wafers that was little Timmy’s favorite snack. here’s how I lost little timmy,give me a few seconds its deep. […]
before I start this off, I want to clear my mistake up, I made when I made my introduction I meant to put my blogs is non-fiction besides most of the comedy, that come from me being in special ed classes since kindergarten. I was trying to tell […]
I was having a bad day, cause I told my barber before I got my haircut, I wanted to look just like denzell Washington, I didn’t expect to come out looking like forest whitticker. what made my day was I was listening to the radio and I heard […]
as a young black man, I try to figure out this word called love and what it really means? I was once in love with this amazing lady that I thought I would spend the rest of my life with, you see our love and feelings was true, […]
hi my name is Johnnie Harris, I’m 25 I have been incarcerated since march of 2014. I was sentenced to 57yrs flat for a crime I was framed for. I’m currently in the appeal process I know I’m going to be released cause there’s no evidence but they […]
