Category: Jarvais Warren

Me And My Ego

Ego- Hey wasup man! Me- —– Ego- Hey man! I KNOW YOU HEAR ME!! Me- lol, yes friend, I hear you, how are you today? Ego- Man there aint nothin to do! Im bored, lets make somethin ta eat Im hungry. Me- yeah uh, bordem isnt hunger, remember […]

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Tha Hole

So I went to the hole, but it wasn’t my fault! Now I know everybody says that but really it wasnt my fault, they said they no choice but to take everyone that worked in that area to the hole. So I spent the weekend in the hole […]

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there is no spoon

I use to work in the kitchen washing the pots and pans. It was peaceful, i was in a room by myself with plenty of time to do the job. Some days were slow, and some days were really fast with pot and pans coming so fast that […]

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Just for fun

If I really desire to find what is fun in each situation I will find it. I mean its so easy to find what stresses me out about doing something,and what I dislike in each situation. So why can’t I do the opposite? There is no dark without […]

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No more mistakes only lessons

Make a negative situation a positive. Every day all day. If you do that, you’ll have less and less negative situations right? Learn what you need to learn from the situation. Then you can use it so next time an alarm goes off in your head. Kinda like […]

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Be the Bee

Logic says that Bees are too heavy for their little wings to get them to fly through the air. The Bee replies “Next time you see Logic, tellem I said you are forever bound to the ground!” Jarvais Warren DOC #353338

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Ima do me, you do you

Agree to disagree? Lets do something crazy, you be you and I’ll be me! We think the thoughts that we be think’n And neither of us jugde the thoughts that we be keep’n Tomorrow never comes Story goes… Donny had a girlfriend named Tomorrow. A beautiful girl with […]

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Seize the DAY!!!!!

Karpay the de-yum til you caint karpay it no more! The day is no match for the motivated. We dont catch it by surprise. We look right in the eyeballs of the day! And tell it Ima gonna seize you now! When’s the last time you said “eh, […]

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– The Peter Pan Effect –

– Reclaim your imagination – Im watching t.v. today and I start watching “Dispicable Me”. I keep missing the Damn End of the movie! But a couple guys my age and a couple guys older than me come up to me and say “what the hell you watchin!” […]

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-Affirmation-

It basicly means, make what you want come true. Speak it into existence. Its kinda like this, Its is said if u want things, you must speak and think positivity, and speak and think and act as if you already have the things you want. As u continue […]

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Prison Conditioner

Im not talking about for your hair, but they do have this stuff on comissary called “White Rain”. Sounds very generic and “prisony”. Never used it, I use Pantene. Im part of the Long Hair Dont Care movement and I must’nt apply such things to my head. The […]

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Strong like A Bull

With my hands tied I still try to grab the bull by the horns! It took 5 times and many moons, but I never stopped trying. Im too bullheaded. And I’m a Taurus. And “Fight Song” is my theme song DAMMIT! I GO HARD!! (To be highly motivated […]

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Being Human

Still pissed they took it off the air. I loved that shoe! Wh thought a ghost and a warewolf and a vampire could have so many adventures. I always new Aden and Sally would get together. BRING BACK BEING HUMAN!!! Yeah I know that it was a show […]

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ITS BENA-WHILE

Ya know that song? “Its been a while”? Don’t know who sings it or any other words of the song, but thats what pops in my head every time i say its been a while, Lol. I think is been about 3 months since I wrote, Ive been […]

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12th Woman

Woman rule the world. Did you know that? Yeah that might have males angry and shaking their heads. But hear me out, I came to this conclusion (which is fact) while watching animals in the wild and on t.v. Mostly birds. Have you ever noticed that the male […]

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Seattle Mariners

I love Seattle. But I use to haaaate it soooo much when I was younger lol. Thats because we moved here and I didn’t want to come. I use to wear the Mariners hat and cross out the logo. To show how much I disliked my current location. […]

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8 Roomates

celly1- What happen to my last soup!? Did u eat it, did you do that? celly2- Man I ate it earlier! man you seen me, man you knew that! Celly1- And look! You got soup on my damn shoelace! Celly3- Wheres my damn toothpaste!!? Celly 5- Yeah lets […]

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Cheese Head

Are you a greenbay fan? Im not lol. But when I don’t have anything to do I just start looking at the bead colors I have and make something happen! This piece is made with silverlined beads (they are really shiny in person). I started to replace white […]

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NEED HELP

I mean I have my own ideas, but this is the first time I can ask a group of non-prisoners what they think I should bead. I going to need new projects Please give me your thoughts on what you think I should bead to past the time […]

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I aint got nothin

Sorry if the spelling or sentences are off. I aint got nothin! All my property has been packed up since Friday morning. I don’t leave here until Tuesday morning. That means I dont have my tablet to write on. I have to type this on the jpay. And […]

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